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|15-year-old me:||MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*|
|me now:||for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance|
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.